fuckyeahdejancukic:

Here we catch Dejan dropping a deuce.

(via voldemorts-nosejob)

A proper analogy to how I am pooping at the moment is:

Imagine if the Hoover Dam were to crack at this very moment, and spill the abundance of its contents into my toilet bowl.

Talk about a worst case scenario.

Oh God. Oh god.

It’s like I abraded my anus with a brillo pad and doused it in Tabasco sauce.

Rank.

Holy shit.

Someone call the EPA ‘cause this muffler is creating a rip in the ozone bigger than Taylor Swift’s vagina.

and I’m surprised I didn’t shit my pants.

snow=pooptime

You can’t… always get…

What you wa~a~ant.

but god damn.

You know when you’ve got those explosive farts, and you fart it out so often, you don’t even think about it?

It’s like a second nature?

Cause that’s how I feel right now.

It’s like a fucking sandstorm of Arabia up in here, sans the sand, of course.